Achmed The Dead terrorist
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A Jeff Dunham Production.
Tags for this video: durham jeff Sketch spoof Stand-up terrorist
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achmed:wot
jeff:how do you spell it
achmed : oh ummm a-c-flem
The best since God!
Wooo rock on a.c.flem.med.!! Wooo
Jeff: if uv bn in my suitcase the whole time how did u get past seurity? Achmed: oh thats easy, when they open the case i say "ello! i am lindsey lohan! Jeff: Do u c a bright light when u die? Achmed: if ur dumb enuf 2 watch the explosion then yes Jeff: well some ppl say u c a bight light when u
die, what did u c? Achmed: flying car parts... Jeff: what was the last thing that went through your mind? Achmed: my ass
you sick person
Jeff: No No.
Achmed: you dont let jews ???? YOU RACEST BASTERD
Jeff: I don't want racest jokes in my act
Achmed: I'll kill them.
NoNo, I would toss a penny between them
and watch them FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
PMSL!
Achmed:"What?!"
Jeff:"how do you spell your name?"
Achmed:"Oh, A-C-Phlem"
Funny as hell
Achmed: It used to be.
Jeff: What happened?
Achmed: New guy. The idiot tried to practice!
Jeff: And what have you guys learned from that?
Achmed: Location. Location. Location!
Thats some funny shit... They are HILARIOUS!!!
who's there ?
me ! I kill you
LOL