Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"



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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, tha
nks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks f
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Array ( 6 hours ago by xoxoejg387)
I <3 Achmed
THIS SONG IS CALL ( 6 hours ago by CHUCKYandTIFFANYray)
THIS SONG IS CALL
I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!! ( 6 hours ago by fasterthanu5)
I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha so funny cant ... ( 6 hours ago by danceluverxo)
haha so funny cant stop laughing
go achmed ... ( 6 hours ago by atgod97)
go achmed woooooooooooo
you racist Bastard! ... ( 5 hours ago by titanorex)
you racist Bastard! lol!
I used to be a man, ... ( 4 hours ago by vampiregrl456)
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
Haha kick ass
Array ( 4 hours ago by charmedlover321)
lmao
okay maybe halo.
A.... H .... KHLEM. ... ( 4 hours ago by akinman123)
A.... H .... KHLEM...
haha this is the ... ( 4 hours ago by janhotties)
haha this is the funniest video... i think i blew my foot off haha
This is great. ... ( 4 hours ago by amg72504)
This is great. Achmed is the best. Hilarious!!
"That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military..."
he wont win at halo ( 3 hours ago by dragonslayerrockstar)
he wont win at halo
i kill u adeons cuz ... ( 3 hours ago by philutube1955)
i kill u adeons cuz i am achmed no im not but i am his bigets fan there were a two jeus i throw a penny imbatwen them thay fight to the death and who ever wins has to fight michael jacson
Man, Achmed lols ~( ... ( 3 hours ago by Localboy990)
Man, Achmed lols ~(:> hahaahahahaahahhahahazhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahalohalohalohalohalo
Array ( 3 hours ago by DrkSlayar)
God > Chuck Norris > Achmed The Dead Terrorist
AWESOME SONG
i love this its ... ( 3 hours ago by mastercentral)
i love this its hillarious
I luve this so much ... ( 3 hours ago by Tal0Pal)
I luve this so much this is going to be one of my favorites it is rare for one to end up on there
wow that was wayyyy ... ( 2 hours ago by patfangeorge)
wow that was wayyyy off
this was fucking ... ( 2 hours ago by johnnyboy159)
this was fucking awsome
imagine being the ... ( 2 hours ago by ritsfata)
imagine being the guitar guy, and being really well known as "Guitar guy"
hey does any1 haave ... ( 1 hour ago by michaelko4)
hey does any1 haave any idea what the guitarguy playied when he told him racist bustered?
um, maybe i've just ... ( 1 hour ago by hyperkitty08)
um, maybe i've just been in math class too long, but isn't DrkSlayar using greater than signs? or is that what he(or she, can't tell of course) meant?... (honest question, not sarcasm I swear)
jingle bombs rock ( 1 hour ago by imbigbone)
jingle bombs rock
Yea its greater ... ( 1 hour ago by TanMan8151)
Yea its greater than meaning.... On levels of awesome(i assume) 1.GOD 2.Chuck Norris 3. Achmed!! (in my version number 4 is guitar guy!!)



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